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Q: They make electric pickups for guitar, mandolin and fiddle.
But do they make banjo pickups?

A: Sure. Just leave out on the sidewalk with the rest of your recycling and they'll be happy to get rid of it for you.

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submitted by eric essig on 2/19/110 4:24 pm 000442

A Musical Joke (in German: Ein Musikalischer Spaß) K. 522, (Divertimento for two horns and single strings) is a composition by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart; the composer entered it in his Verzeichnis aller meiner Werke ('Catalogue of all my Works') on June 14, 1787. The music is intentionally written to be corporate gifts funny, being liberally sprinkled with obtrusively clumsy, mechanical and over-repetitive composition, together with passages evidently designed to mimic the effects of inaccurate notation and inept performance.
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submitted by jojo on 1/3/110 2:34 pm 000441

Why are banjo festivals held in deserts?

So people can't make a rain check on going.

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submitted by Ryan Harmon on 11/29/109 6:11 pm 000440

Confucious say: The sound of static and dead geese presents familiar and pleasing sound to banjo player.
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submitted by Ryan Harmon on 11/29/109 6:08 pm 000439

How does Roy Clark play a show?

He starts off by playing guitar, then mandolin, then fiddle, then he finishes with the banjo.

Why does he do that?

After he plays guitar, he has to keep dumbing it down, or he'll lose his crowd.

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submitted by Ryan Harmon on 11/29/109 6:02 pm 000438

Why do people go to a banjo festival but don't remember anything?

Nobody knows, but it may have something to do with the fact that it was The Fifth Annual Crown Royal Banjo Festival.

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submitted by Ryan Harmon on 11/29/109 5:59 pm 000437

Why do banjo players think guitar players are fake?

They don't know how anybody could possibly play Foggy Mountain Breakdown with less than 5 picking fingers.

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submitted by Ryan Harmon on 11/29/109 5:55 pm 000436

guy walks into a pawn shop and ask,s hey you got antin to get rid of rats, guy in the shop sez only this an gives him a heavy brass ornament of a rat, what will this do, i dunno just try it sez the pawn broker, so the guy puts in his pocket an goes home,on his way home he sees that he ,s been followed by hundreds of rats,gets to his house an opens the door to be met by more rats, so he runs as fast as he can to the nearest river an throws the ornament in, and all the rats jump in an drown, the guy is well pleased, so he goes back to the pawn broker the next an sez hey that was great thanks,by the way you dont happen to have something like that in a banjo
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submitted by irish guy on 11/28/109 2:05 pm 000435

What is the difference between a trampoline and a banjo?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a tramploine.
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submitted by Brad Long on 10/23/109 2:27 pm 000434

What do banjos and accordians have in common?

All players are a risk of getting shot.

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submitted by Gallopingguitarist on 10/20/109 9:16 pm 000433

Q. What do you call a club for banjo players?
A. A bad joke.
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submitted by Jaque on 10/13/109 2:25 pm 000432

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