Banjo JokesBanjo Jokes has long been a popular feature of Steve's printed newsletter, and now it has come to the web in this unique do-it-yourself format. If you have a good clean joke you're dying to share, just press the "POST" button and let us all in on the fun! Use the ROFL buttons below to vote for your favorites.

Question: How can you tell if a banjo player is at your door?

Answer: The knocking is loud, off-time, and keeps getting faster.

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submitted by Cory on 4/23/108 6:11 pm 000401

Question: What are bagpipes good for?

Answer: They make great kindling for a banjo fire.

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submitted by Cory on 4/23/108 6:09 pm 000400

What do banjo players use for birth control?
Their personalities!
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submitted by Wayne Seymour on 4/18/108 4:40 pm 000398

what is the difference between a onion and a banjo?
nobody cries when you cut up a banjo!!
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submitted by a banjo lover on 3/31/108 6:23 pm 000397

what's the best thing to play on a banjo?
solitaire!!!!
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submitted by ellen/banjofreak on 3/5/108 3:54 am 000396

Score one for the Darwin Evolutionists... At an archaeological dig in the mountains of Kentucky, a team of scientists recently unearthed the fossilized skeletal remains of a man-like creature. It appeared to be a burial site; the ancient man-creature was buried with an object, also fossilized, that appeared to have been made of wood. It was approximately 12" round, with a long piece of wood attached to it; it is presumed to have been a noisemaker of some type. The skull of the man-creature has a very small brain cavity; several teeth are missing. A hole in the skull would indicate that the man-creature died from a blow to the head. The scientists are touting the find as the "missing link" between apes and mondern Man. They have given their find the name "Nebanjothal Man"...
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submitted by DEJosang on 3/1/108 3:59 am 000395

Mathematicians say that if you took every banjo and laid them end-to-end around the world . . . well, you might just want to leave ‘em there.
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submitted by Paul on 2/16/108 3:35 pm 000393

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five! One to replace the bulb, two to argue about what model it is, one to complain about it being electric, and one to comment "That's not the way Earl would've done it and I could do it better than that".
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submitted by Virgil Bowlin on 2/6/108 2:00 am 000392

What's the definition of an optimist?
A banjo player with a pager.
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submitted by Rob W on 10/24/107 10:28 pm 000391

How many banjo jokes are there?
only 2, all the others are true stories
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submitted by Greg on 10/9/107 6:03 pm 000390

What happens when you drop a banjo off the Empire State Building?

Applause

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submitted by Bobbo on 9/21/107 8:10 pm 000389

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Banjo JokesBanjo Jokes has long been a popular feature of Steve's printed newsletter, and now it has come to the web in this unique do-it-yourself format. If you have a good clean joke you're dying to share, just press the "POST" button and let us all in on the fun! Use the ROFL buttons above to vote for your favorites.